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I don’t know what reaches the trash sooner? iPod headphones or a spent condom?
The over-under for me has got to be about 8 minutes. --this includes taking either item out of the packaging—

I like how chicks that need glasses go for those thick, dark, smooshed-down frames. Those are cute. But what is up with the chicks who wear lens-less frames for fashion? Jesus Christ, those things are 5 times the diameter and easily 10 times uglier –but then again, fashion accessories to men are like ornaments on a Christmas tree. No guy’s ever said “dude, that chick’s got a HUGE ass... but check out those frames! This changes everything!”-- Isn’t the point of modern frames to either look GOOD in

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Here is one of my creations, an opus really, that was never really appreciated like it should have been. It's the theme song to TIOLI's "Ask a Lesbian". I had been doing little bits of production and writing for Andrew's show and one of the things I had been asked to assist with was the intro to his new bit. Over my lunch break I drafted the lyrics, ran home and recorded a quick acapella version of it, and then emailed it to Andrew.
I know he was cracking up at the lyrics and I personally

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God, I really want to do a show.

Foreskin, that is all.
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