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I like how chicks that need glasses go for those thick, dark, smooshed-down frames. Those are cute. But what is up with the chicks who wear lens-less frames for fashion? Jesus Christ, those things are 5 times the diameter and easily 10 times uglier –but then again, fashion accessories to men are like ornaments on a Christmas tree. No guy’s ever said “dude, that chick’s got a HUGE ass... but check out those frames! This changes everything!”-- Isn’t the point of modern frames to either look GOOD in them, or not look like you’re wearing anything at all? If I wanted to f—k Buddly Holly, I’d catch the next plane to Iowa and find his Peggy-Sue loving ass! Ugh, and those horrible, red, plastic frames –you know, the one your mom wore in 1988?--. If you want to look hot, don’t wear those red horn-rim frames! Even Urkel took them off when he turned into Stefan Urquelle. I feel that somehow, this is all the fault of the “Scene Kids” and the “Emo Kids”. In 10 years, we’re going to look back at this past decade and cringe at all of the plaid shirts, skinny jeans and bad frames. It was like Grunge fashion in the 90’s, but instead of everything being 4 sizes too baggy, it was 4 sizes too small. Except for those f-ing Horrible frames!

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