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Sloan
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12/14/2006 8:07 PM
Eat my shit. I'm bored. MY FARTING JESUS I woke up just the other day With the sunshine, blue birds, and smell And I could tell He was in my room The power of the Lord My Farting Jesus came down from the heavens And met with me in my living room And He was wearing a brown robe Because He likes to fart He likes to fart Yeah, yeah Kick it now SON OF A BITCH! He sat down He launched an air biscuit from His holy ass And looked at me and said "Son, if you can ever do that on command I'll let you have my job because I'm tired of walking everywhere And farting in elevators and family reunions and grocery stores And restrooms.... You can have my job. Because you're the only one Only one who can see me You're the only one in life here that can see me." I said, "Shit!" I looked at my Farting Jesus I told him I got a life to live and that I can't take his job yet But when I'm ready When I'm ready I will pray to you I will pray to you I will pray to you I will pray To the Farting Jesus fart fart fart Now see that was my hand. I can't do it on command. That's why I can't be Farting Jesus. Sloan - The Goddamn Show My Farting Jesus My http://striker.interhact.net/sloan This song was inspired by the voice and works of Kevin Reeves. http://www.kevinreeves.net

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