OiTheDrama
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| 08/09/2006 2:03 PM |
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I feel it is unnecessary to hold back on this. So true NHB fans, true troops of the NHB Army, I am calling out the photoshop cavalry. You know what to do. If you don't know what this is about, refer to the Total Anarchy Forums under the subject posted by DAMON called "An Update On My Love Life."
First pic:
This is her and her bf. He still seems like he is in good shape. I expected to see a few bites taken out of him. Fat women tend to get hungry and resort to that sort of thing if the hunger is not fed consistantly.
Second, Third and Fourth pics:
These are obviously taken at the yearly Hog Ralley (i.e. Fatty Convention). She is draped in her finest threads made from an awning that used to decorate the finest Mexican Restuarant in her locale. Note that the other fatty has hit that eating phase that I spoke of in the last pic caption...this is a prime example of just that.
The Last Two Pics:
These two pics, well, I have nothing more to say about it, they speak for themselves...but one question, why is that dude flashing is tongue ring? Tongue rings are sooooo 1997. What an ass. Note though that this is one of the only times you get to see Sea Lions suck face.
NHB ARMY and photoshoppers, have fun. |
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Zane McFate
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| 08/09/2006 2:17 PM |
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| This is the girl Damon's getting so upset over? Shame... |
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OiTheDrama
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| 08/09/2006 2:19 PM |
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| Well I told Damon that her face is alright, kind of cute...but she is nothing to harikari over. I have nothing against hitting it with the fatties, but like I said, she nearly passes my "Arm Test." |
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Zane McFate
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| 08/09/2006 2:23 PM |
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She has poor taste in makeup and men. And what's the arm test? I'll take a few guesses:
Whether you'd walk somewhere with her on your arm
Would she take a bite out of your arm
If your head is smaller than her arm |
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OiTheDrama
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| 08/09/2006 2:27 PM |
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| No No, the arm test is when you go to hug them and if your fingers can't touch each other...RUN FOREST RUN!!!!!!! That is the arm test. |
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Zane McFate
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| 08/09/2006 2:34 PM |
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| Aw, she isn't that big :P Just not my type. |
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OiTheDrama
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| 08/09/2006 2:37 PM |
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Well Zane, obviously. We all know you are more into the elvin types. |
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Zane McFate
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| 08/09/2006 2:44 PM |
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| *shudder* Don't remind me. She had a nice body, but she was a butterface :) |
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OiTheDrama
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| 08/09/2006 2:46 PM |
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| Well honestly, butterfaces aren't too bad to deal with. I mean as long as they have all their teeth semi-straight and intact and don't have bad breath, and not much acne, I could deal. If they have all three, just brown bag it when it comes time for pillow talk. |
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Angie
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| 08/09/2006 3:30 PM |
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| Like I told Damon the other day... I look much better than her.. Actually my shit looks better than her |
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Zane McFate
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| 08/09/2006 3:33 PM |
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I'd take ya home. |
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Angie
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| 08/09/2006 3:34 PM |
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| hah thats good to know! :) |
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damon
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| 08/09/2006 3:40 PM |
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| Yeah, Angie, maybe you do, but I can't have you, either, so what does that do for me? |
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OiTheDrama
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| 08/09/2006 3:42 PM |
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| Angie, I'll take your shit. Please make sure it's in zip-loc. I'll paypal you the money to Fed-Ex it fresh. |
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Zane McFate
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| 08/09/2006 3:46 PM |
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So you're saying that you'll settle? Don't do that, reach for the stars, and whethever other optimistic BS they teach you in school. But seriously, you can't blame other people. Wait a minute, you ditched her first, didn't you? Not too current on my NHB gossip. |
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damon
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| 08/09/2006 3:54 PM |
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| Ditched her? Since when? That may be her version, but I never ditched her at all. I don't see it as settling, either, at least she is still around and talks to me. There may have been a misunderstanding, and I know she is sick now, so I backed off, because she essentially told me to, but if I had the opportunity, I would still love to meet her, because she is a sweetheart. |
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Angie
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| 08/09/2006 4:14 PM |
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Ew thats gross oi
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OiTheDrama
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| 08/09/2006 4:24 PM |
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Posted By damon on 08/09/2006 3:54 PM
Ditched her? Since when? That may be her version, but I never ditched her at all. I don't see it as settling, either, at least she is still around and talks to me. There may have been a misunderstanding, and I know she is sick now, so I backed off, because she essentially told me to, but if I had the opportunity, I would still love to meet her, because she is a sweetheart.
Ok, only this day will you slide for misunderstand the whole Angie situation. But lets just end that topic on, what is done, is done. Now back to Ami, the more I look at her pics, the more I think to myself, "Is this what LavaLife has to offer? Count me out!!!" |
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MentalJohnUK
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| 08/09/2006 5:50 PM |
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Simple Childish edits using the simple program that is paint!
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MentalJohnUK
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| 08/09/2006 5:50 PM |
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And the rest!
ps... IM DRUNK!
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