Formerly Known as Gurrrl
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| 03/03/2006 12:55 PM |
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woah that's a catch phrase if ever I seen one!
That was a joke Cerebral Stasis?
Live vicariously through NHB ... go ahead there's lots out there that do... ie the FUCKYOU's and trying to skank out over the phone to another girls voice..... ohh that was me.... but you all have to admit she sounds fucking hot! |
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Cerebral Stasis
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| 03/03/2006 1:04 PM |
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I prefer the phrase "popping the forum's code-cherry" or "deflowering the board's reply rose", but I suppose devirginizing will do.
And yes, NHB really does cause orgasms for one's ears. Hell, after a good show, I feel spent after I blow a nice, warm load of white matter out of my ear canals and it trickles down my cheeks. What I don't enjoy so much is the runny nose and bleeding eyesockets that come with it. |
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damon
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| 03/03/2006 1:11 PM |
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| You're a nasty fuck. |
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Damon Fibraio
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Cerebral Stasis
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| 03/03/2006 1:31 PM |
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| I love you too, Damon. |
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Formerly Known as Gurrrl
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| 03/03/2006 1:57 PM |
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| So seeing as you (Cerebral Stasis) blow a load after listening to the soothing and very alluring voices of Damon and Paul... does that mean you're a fudgey? Because I'm pretty sure if just the voices of other men turn you on...then you must stare at men’s crotches and your ass waters.... Dr. Phil may be able to help.... ohh noo wait I know who could help you, and I'm sure he could use the cash he hasn't been in business in awhile... try Richard Simmons.. I know his forte is generally fatties, but he knows how to work an ass as well I’m told |
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Cerebral Stasis
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| 03/03/2006 2:16 PM |
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| I blow a load... out of my ear. Does that sound like an admission to homosexuality to you? I said I blow a nice, warm load of white matter. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_matter" target="_blank">White matter</a> is another name for inner brain tissue. So, before you go out on a bash-fest on me, try looking over my words for an alternative meaning, sarcastic joke, or hidden message. |
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Formerly Known as Gurrrl
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| 03/03/2006 2:31 PM |
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I fucking HATE Wiki...... it should burn in heaven!
It's ok to come out of the closet you know. People only throw shit at you for a short period of time. |
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Cerebral Stasis
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| 03/03/2006 2:37 PM |
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Wikipedia and Google are the Tools of Knowledge, just like Gimp and JohnnyGatorsRocks are Tools of Stupidity.
If I decide that I am a fag, I'll let you know. Until then, you can shove your jokes up your cunt and store them in your womb with your father's load. |
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Formerly Known as Gurrrl
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| 03/03/2006 2:48 PM |
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| See, now you just used the term CUNT with such hostility like it was a bad thing. |
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Cerebral Stasis
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| 03/03/2006 2:55 PM |
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| If it makes you feel any hornier, I use much more hostility when calling people assholes or dicks. |
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Formerly Known as Gurrrl
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| 03/03/2006 3:35 PM |
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| how did this relate back to me being hornier? When did the initial horny phase begin? |
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Angie
Cookie Winner
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| 03/03/2006 4:33 PM |
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| Wow. I think i missed something |
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Cerebral Stasis
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| 03/03/2006 4:55 PM |
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how did this relate back to me being hornier? When did the initial horny phase begin?
Probably about the same time you became a tough bitch. |
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Formerly Known as Gurrrl
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| 03/03/2006 4:58 PM |
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Diet's are for losers....
Excuse me now as you've crushed my entire self esteem and I now need to resort back to the marshmellows dipped in peanut butter covered in choclate sauce as a way to release the inner demons of me being fat
meh even if I was fat you'd still fuck me |
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Formerly Known as Gurrrl
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| 03/03/2006 4:58 PM |
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Shitty a double post so instead I shall tell you about the entertainment at the office this afternoon...
you want to see a frenzy... Watch a group of twenty grown men in a Research and Development office wig out during a Power Brown Out!
Have I just stepped over the line into geekdom? FUCKEN EH THAT'S HOTT! |
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Formerly Known as Gurrrl
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| 03/03/2006 5:03 PM |
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Posted By Cerebral Stasis on 03/03/2006 4:55 PM how did this relate back to me being hornier? When did the initial horny phase begin? Probably about the same time you became a tough bitch.
now that is SOOO not what that post said a few minutes ago! I'M PRETTY SURE YOU HAD MADE A FAT REFRENCE THERE! |
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Cerebral Stasis
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| 03/03/2006 5:06 PM |
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I haven't seen a brown out since I got explosive diarrhea last week.
meh even if I was fat you'd still fuck me
Maybe, but I also fuck knotholes, hamsters, and spring mattresses in a similar bout of self pity. |
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Cerebral Stasis
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| 03/03/2006 5:08 PM |
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Posted By Formerly Known as Gurrrl on 03/03/2006 5:03 PM Posted By Cerebral Stasis on 03/03/2006 4:55 PM how did this relate back to me being hornier? When did the initial horny phase begin? Probably about the same time you became a tough bitch. now that is SOOO not what that post said a few minutes ago! I'M PRETTY SURE YOU HAD MADE A FAT REFRENCE THERE!
I edited my post less than a minute after posting it. You just caught me before I get the job done.
So... Wanna lick the fuzz on my nipples? |
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Formerly Known as Gurrrl
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| 03/03/2006 5:20 PM |
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| Here's hoping you're a man |
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Cerebral Stasis
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| 03/03/2006 5:25 PM |
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Here's hoping.
I like fluffy blankets. |
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