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OiTheDrama

Posts:0

05/15/2006 1:21 PM  
I just want to say this, I have been back and forth from the Defcon forums to these forums and then I heard the GDS Podcasst...and the blind jokes are getting old. Although before I go into a tangent, I want to give props to Mark the DJ for an original cap on Damon (Damon Fablindo)...that made me laugh.

Now, back to my rant, why is it that people resort to blind jokes on Damon? I mean if you have a good one like Mark, then put them out there but going, "oh hey here Damon look at this...oh ha! you can't cuz yer blind hee hee hee ha ha ha!" Now that is fucking lame. Or calling him Bling Boy, no shit! He knows he is blind. It's no different than calling Jammin Jerry a fat ass...he already knows!!! Same with me, I am part Jap, I already know I have a small dick..so fucking what?!

The NHB Army needs to step it up a knotch and just straight up come up with some original shit. These guys that are talking shit on Damon are using the Gimp's old "Damon Hate" material (refer to automation bit where Damon tells the Gimp to piss off and Gimp stands up to him).

That is all.
damon
NHB Staff
Posts:710

05/15/2006 1:29 PM  
What do you expect from a bunch of one brain celled retards? And by the way,
Mark the DJ's Damon Fiblindo crack was not as funny as you give him credit
for, but I will give him points for originality. But the rest of those fags?
I have no respect. The best they could do is blind jokes and when you back
them into a corner, they threaten you with your personal information.
Pussies, all of them. It's OK, defcon can have the retard squad and higher
listeners for all I care, we all know that majority doesn't rule, majority
is just retarded and if survivor, britany spears and american idol haven't
proven that yet, you're all as blind as I am.

Def cunt punks. You were owned before the doors even opened. enjoy your
hollow victory. I got what I wanted out of you and you pussed out like the
girls you are. I have no respect for the fans of that station.

I laugh at you all.

NHB...number 1, son.


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TheApemanCometh

Posts:164

05/15/2006 1:38 PM  
It's no more original than calling people gay, or faggot, or just using high school insults.

I don't think any ownage happened on either side, because let's be honest here: your insults at them are no better than blind jokes at you. Both are pretty lowbrow and both are pretty lame.

As always, just my $.02, and no replies or defense required.

MtA

http://www.myspace.com/goaliebenefit - It ain't about me, it's about helping a good cause.
damon
NHB Staff
Posts:710

05/15/2006 1:42 PM  
Well, you are entitled to your opinion. I think I did better than they did,
but they will think the same. But, ultimately, to threaten somebody with
their personal info when the shit gets too thick? That's a pussy maneuver
and who can argue with that.


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Zane McFate
NHB Staff

Posts:283

05/15/2006 1:47 PM  
There's a distinct difference there. The listeners of Defcon, having to live their entire lives as idiots, have heard every insult in the book, so having Damon take stabs at them is pretty well on the level, since he's the most creative with his insults. But then to turn it around and the people stab back with the most rudimentary blind jokes is just insulting. I mean, they could at least come up with a creative blind joke, something that Damon hasn't heard in his 30 plus years of dealing with idiots. He at least has the courtesy to lash out with insults and jokes that take a little effort.

- Zane: administration, resident quote whore and former host of Stink Tank Radio
OiTheDrama

Posts:0

05/15/2006 1:55 PM  
I agree, but as I said, the Damon Fablindo joke was funny in a non-insulting
way. It was just funny. But posting jpegs that say, "Can you read this?"
That is the oldest one in the book.

damon
NHB Staff
Posts:710

05/15/2006 1:55 PM  
Look. Don't take my word for it. Go read the fight club forum on defcon's
web site and you decide for yourself.


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TheApemanCometh

Posts:164

05/15/2006 1:58 PM  
Posted By OiTheDrama on 05/15/2006 1:55 PM

I agree, but as I said, the Damon Fablindo joke was funny in a non-insulting
way. It was just funny. But posting jpegs that say, "Can you read this?"
That is the oldest one in the book.



Posting the jpegs was a way of trying to prove that Nomad was Damon. A blind person wouldn't be able to read them, now would he? AND, notice that 'Nomad' didn't reply to any jpeg-only posts.

MtA


http://www.myspace.com/goaliebenefit - It ain't about me, it's about helping a good cause.
OiTheDrama

Posts:0

05/15/2006 2:01 PM  
Ah, I get it. Very smart. I did notice that it wasn't quoted.

damon
NHB Staff
Posts:710

05/15/2006 2:04 PM  
So? They proved it's me. Bravo for them and big fucking deal. Why would a
sighted person trying to post to that forum and being accused of being blind
respond to those retarded pics, too? Please, that's flawed logic and
circumstancial at best.


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Damon Fibraio
General Manager of No Holds Barred Radio
ChuckySeed

Posts:25

05/15/2006 2:18 PM  
Christ on a cross. Telling jokes are only as repeated as the people hearing them find them funny. How many nigger jokes have you heard over and over again and still got a chuckle when a new little twist is thrown in. Not that I'm a racist or prejudice against blind people, but sometimes, a good joke is just a good joke no matter how many times it's said.

I'll just say that even though the DefCon fans can be extremly ferocious at times, most are really good people that I know personally. They are doing the exact same thing Mental John did - trying to rally the troops.

I'm a sensible guy, I enjoy a good roast. I love dark comedy, insults and offensive material. The problem is that there will always be people who take it too serious and take it personally. Point blank, when people use those types of jokes, they are usually targeting the most obvious because it's a shortcut and it usually cuts to the core if the recieving party has a complex about it. Same as everyone here calling Gimp a retard. Why, because whether he is in reality or not, everyone knows it cuts to his core.

All in all, NHB and DefCon are different, fine. But I love the results of a good fight. Dumb, stupid, ghey whatever. Everyone likes a good drama.
OiTheDrama

Posts:0

05/15/2006 2:23 PM  
I <3 Drama.

damon
NHB Staff
Posts:710

05/15/2006 2:32 PM  
On 05/15/2006 3:18 PM ChuckySeed wrote:

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Christ on a cross. Telling jokes are only as repeated as the people hearing
them find them funny. How many nigger jokes have you heard over and over
again and still got a chuckle when a new little twist is thrown in. Not that
I'm a racist or prejudice against blind people, but sometimes, a good joke
is just a good joke no matter how many times it's said.

Mark. This may be true, but the jokes on the other forum are not, and most
should agree with that except the truly shallow. This coming from a guy who
has heard tons and tons of them. So, maybe I am burned out and others find
them funny, but if you want a funny blind joke, here's one for you...

A blind guy walks into a convenience store with his seeing eye dog. All of a
sudden, to the horror of the store clerk, he picks the dog up by the tail
and starts swinging it around his head. The store clerk runs over,
horrified, and asks the blind guy what the hell he's doing. The blind guy
turns to the store clerk and says, "Just taking a look around."

And if you hated that one...

Why do you never see a blind sky diver?
Because it scares the shit out of the dog.

Now, those are funny.

I'll just say that even though the DefCon fans can be extremly ferocious at
times, most are really good people that I know personally. They are doing
the exact same thing Mental John did - trying to rally the troops.

No, have to disagree. Mental John is trying to get an ad campaign/marketing
campaign going to promote NHb. The defcon fans are tearing down another
human being, ineffectively as it may be. We're being positive, they are
being negative. They may be nice people off the forums, but so am I. What
does that amount to?

I'm a sensible guy, I enjoy a good roast. I love dark comedy, insults and
offensive material. The problem is that there will always be people who take
it too serious and take it personally. Point blank, when people use those
types of jokes, they are usually targeting the most obvious because it's a
shortcut and it usually cuts to the core if the recieving party has a
complex about it. Same as everyone here calling Gimp a retard. Why, because
whether he is in reality or not, everyone knows it cuts to his core.

actually, the gimp loves it, even though it was meant for what he really is.
Call him a gimp and he loves it. He changed his fucking name to it, for
God's sakes. As for me? I love a funny blind joke, but what they are doing
is pointing out my disability as a means of making me inferior to them.
Fine, if that makes them happy and hard, go for it, but I will call it for
what it is, inferior. In fact, one of your posters called me Hellen keller
for God's sakes. What a fucking schmuck. She was deaf and mute, too.
Although your listeners would probably love it if I was, my mouth works just
fine.

All in all, NHB and DefCon are different, fine. But I love the results of a
good fight. Dumb, stupid, ghey whatever. Everyone likes a good drama.

Well, when will the defcon listeners make it good? I mean, come on. Stick to
the real issues and stop going for the lowest common denominator blind
jokes. It really is not making a good showing for the other side. You don't
see me calling you a hick, do you?


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General Manager of No Holds Barred Radio
ChuckySeed

Posts:25

05/15/2006 2:47 PM  
HAHA, a hick? You've never met my extended family. Even if you did, I'd be OK with it. I'm kinda boring though. Not much gets me revved up. I can make a stink if I think it has a benefit, but most of the time I just move on.

And what i meant about Mental John was that - he came over to the DefCon ventrilo server and was ready to dig in. After about 5 minutes of rational conversation, his tone had completely changed. But when he first got there, he wasn't promoting an ad campaign, he wanted kick some e-Ass. But ultimately, he chilled with my soothing lullabyes.
damon
NHB Staff
Posts:710

05/15/2006 2:54 PM  
On 05/15/2006 3:47 PM ChuckySeed wrote:

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HAHA, a hick? You've never met my extended family. Even if you did, I'd be
OK with it. I'm kinda boring though. Not much gets me revved up. I can make
a stink if I think it has a benefit, but most of the time I just move on.

OK, well, I don't know you that well and I thought I heard you were a hick.
As for me, blind jokes generally don't get me revved up, but when people are
being malicious and attacking me for my blindness, that can touch a nerve,
depending on the day. But, I have learend to take that from where it comes,
generally. It is really a low form of attack, in my opinion, especially when
you deal with the ignorance of sighted people on a daily basis.\

And what i meant about Mental John was that - he came over to the DefCon
ventrilo server and was ready to dig in. After about 5 minutes of rational
conversation, his tone had completely changed. But when he first got there,
he wasn't promoting an ad campaign, he wanted kick some e-Ass. But
ultimately, he chilled with my soothing lullabyes.



Soothing lulabies? That sounds kind of gay, dude. Anyway, I didn't read the
mental john attack on the defcon forums, so I thought you were referring to
his attempts to push NHB to the next level over here. So, sorry for
misunderstanding you.



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NetherZone

Posts:5

05/15/2006 7:10 PM  
damon fablindo was coined by jscary not mark
damon
NHB Staff
Posts:710

05/15/2006 7:17 PM  
Ah, so Mark stole the joke. Wow. The truth revealed.


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General Manager of No Holds Barred Radio
OiTheDrama

Posts:0

05/15/2006 9:13 PM  
Prop to Jscary then. Man that dude is funny.

Fuck_Screen_Names

Posts:17

05/15/2006 9:37 PM  
In general I think that blind jokes, if meant as a joke are just the same as calling somebody a douche bag cock sucker, neither take much intelligence. I make blind jokes all the time both practical and otherwise, my best friend is blind, but she knows that they are just a joke and gets me back just as hard.

The difference is that when they are directed at Damon 9 times out of 10 they are not blind jokes they are blind insults. Its just as bad as insulting somebody over anything else they cant change its just that in general people see the 'poor blind person that cant defend themselves' which is bullshit.

People get ripped for whatever is there, so long as they can give as good as they get then it’s all fair game in my book.
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